WELCOME TO THE RELATIONSHIP STAR
Natural is beautiful
you don't need any enhancements
not even a stick of makeup
to be perceived as beautiful
it's not glamorous
in the usual sense
that's Venus in Virgo
that's what turns people on now
your simplicity
humility
when you seem honest and earnest and innocent
and your goal is to serve the one you love
just purity of heart
that's enough to turn anyone on now
venus
in virgo
All your natural beauty has to speak for itself
during the three weeks of this planetary transit.
You certainly don't need to rely on any phony face lifts,
tummy tucks,
push up bras
or shots of collagen and steroids for your muscles.
Venus in Virgo is NOT,
as some people think,
your cue to dress like a nun
or appear as drab as if
you worked in a health food store.
It does, however, remind you that
less is more,
purity has more power than chemical corruption,
and that you don't need a whole lot of paint and spackle
to draw attention to your personal gifts.
Earth colors are best in linens and light cotton–
NOTHING synthetic (your body hates it).
What will reel them in now is not a whole lot of glitz ,
but the sheer force of your simplicity and natural grace.
Of course you have to believe that you are beautiful.
This is direect contradiction to the Mars transit
through Pisces
which
is
ALL about deodorant,
cosmetics
and everything else that
enhances a fantasy
of who you'd like to be.
With Venus in Virgo
of course you can pretend to be a virgin
even if you aren't.
But that only goes so far.
Send the people you love
copies of MADE IN HEAVEN.
Then they will know what
relationships are all about
There are those who say that we're living in a world of fools
and that we don't really get to choose whom we love,
and that it's ultimately the Universe's decision.
You fly on THAT plane, go to THAT restaurant, sit in THAT seat at the movies,
mainly because the Mind of the Universe,
in its goddmaned infinite wisdom,
has decided it is now time
For you to walk around,
or rather stagger around
totally ecstatic and nauseated
transformed,
transmuted
and t ransported to Olympus,
just by having met someone special.
Before long, however,
you come to understand that the person
you have "chosen" to love
has been sent to cause you to
stare into the mirror
and see your own issues
staring back at you
and laughing hysterically.
So while it's probably true that you ALWAYS know
the whole deal
right from the getgo
in the first ten seconds,
if that's true,
if we do know
secretly and unconsicously
what we're getting into,
then we have already agreed to
accept Fate's decision
to have us cross the path of the person
who may bring us bliss,
misery and a permanent change in our lives.
So the only CHOICE
if there is one,
is to decide
right at the beginning
if you are going to deal
with your deepest issues
and make changes in your relationships
BEFORE
you get involved.
NOT AFTER.
Thhe Universe will continue to put the same person
in front oF you until you get the joke.
Especially
RIGHT NOW,
when monogamy and permanence will be
challenged a million times over
by the need to escape into antasy.
When is my boyfriend getting out of jail?"
Ah, the question on so many lips these days.
And even if you don't quite fall into THAT category at this point,
everybody wants to know about relationships.
Everybody wants to know how its going to work out.
What's the best sign for you?
When are you going to meet your dream soul mate?
Or, on the other end of the relationship spectrum,
how long the nightmare is going to last.
Whether you'‘ve been married for twenty years
or have run into the cutest little number you've ever seen just last night,
people come to astrology to help figure out the riddle of all riddles:
How to have a close, intimate relationship with someone
and not lose yourself or go mad in the process.
Relationships are complicated,
and you are ALWAYS pulling in the very person you need
to show your current level of emotional evolution.
When people bring you joy and pleasure or hurt and deceive you,
it's all designed to teach you that no matter what happens to you in your life,
you have to keep your heart open to love,
but NOT be a total idiot aching to give or receive bad treatment.
What turns you on, though?
In a room full of thirty people, what's the secret
behind the power that draws human beings together?
Because of genetics,
environment,
socio-economic level,
ethnic roots and a gazillion other factors that decide just what turns you on in another person,
everybody has a different idea of what constitutes gorgeous .
It can't be measured, because half the time it's the magic that pulls you toward another person.
Even rejection, the bane of everyone's existence,
isn't really personal most of the time,
mainly because if you've got what the other person craves, you're in.
If not, forget it.
And vice versa.
No matter how you'd like a relationship to work out and be perfect,
certain emotional requirements must be filled
or the person isn't going to do it for you.
Watch for OHHH FRANKIE.
coming soon.