The Horoscope Of The World
An astrological view of politics, the economy and your place in it all
MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE IN ISRASEL AND PALESTINEW
ON THE LUNAR ECLIPSE
Over the next several months we will be dealing globally with the issues of territory, specifically the of case the long-standing disputes between Israel and Palestine.
The North Node of the Moon with Saturn in Scorpio indicates that there is likely to be strong world support in favor of some Palestinian territorial claims. It is possible that as a result of international political pressure, Israel may make some surprising concessions few people ever thought possible
18 APRIL 13
Nuclear war with North Korea? Not right now anyway.
Here's what we have to stop thinking: that bad people are out to hurt good people.
We're in one.
The more disruption the greater the attempt to maintain order.
The peoples of the Earth are currently involved in a worldwide social and cultural revolution.
As national and ethnic boundaries further continue to erode
Conservative and orthodox factions are gearing up to fend off
Rebellious forces are gathering--
This is not an organized revolution.
ARIES VS. CAPRICORN
ARIES represents the indomitable, heroic individual, driven by the primitive instinct to fight for personal liberty.
CAPRICORN symbolizes the hard-working builder of civilizations motivated by control and legislation.
These two social philosophies have now become completely jumbled and mixed,
Take your own case, for example.
Part of you has a lot to lose right now, and you're probably feel desperate on some level
Another side of you, the Uranus in Aries half, is fed up to your eyeballs with the struggle ,
That's just you.
Al I can say is
that is happening at the esame time, for the occasional martini
all going through the same goddamned thing.
Here's to that.
10 APRIL 2013
Confidential to Kim Jong Un on Saturn and Pluto
First of all do you have the slightest idea where you are headed? Of course you don’t. You’re a Capricorn (same day as Elvis minus the Vegas outfit), and with your ruling planet Saturn retrograde in the eleventh house, Capricorns do not know where they are going. They usually hate that, but at this moment they are deviating like crazy.
The do know that they will not tolerate being bossed around by anybody, and they definitely intend to do their thing no matter what anybody thinks, even if it seems ridiculous, crazy, or threatens to screw up their finances.
That would all be fine if you didn’t have people depending on you, but again, you’re a Capricorn. Even if Saturn in the eleventh house does make you feel like telling everybody to go stick it, you still have to think of your future, which by the way is hanging by a thread.
Second week of April 2013? Here is the message:
But hold on a sec. Pluto in your birth chart was at the end of your solar tenth house. I don’t know if you have ever even been to a shrink or had any sort of decent therapy, but it’s not South Korea or even America that’s got your undies in such a bunch.
It’s your own father, may he rest in peace.
Not to mention the whole freaking conditioning of the Regime that has had you marching to Its orders since you were old enough to reach the toilet by yourself.
It is called displacement, and you are trying to show your Dad, his ghost , and everybody else what a big boy you are, which some rude people would claim is merely some mad overcompensation for stature or penis size.
That’s just silly. And stupid, of course, because you have a few damned good reasons to be fed up to the eyeballs with any person (or government, that dares to try to run your life.
Who can blame you? Pluto currently in your sign for the next ten years is the astrological indication for you to take power and control over your own life.
But... when Pluto is retrograde (second week April 2013), it is telling you to stop in your tracks and change your behavior pattern. Right now. Look at how your anger is maybe being aimed at the wrong people and how your actions could actually be unconscious reactions that will hurt your cause, not help it.
Power comes to those who do not even want it. Real power is an earned respect, coming from the desire to serve, not show off. No offense.
So the current retrograde of Pluto is a critical moment to know when NOT to push it, and to exercise prudence, not muscle.
I know I know. I know just what you will probably say. “It’s now or never”. I agree with you, but the now or never you think you are talking about is not the now or never it actually is.
GO back to the Saturn issue. Check THIS out for a kick in the tush. You were born with Saturn in the exact same spot it is reaching right now.
Actually everybody in your high school class, everybody turning thirty is going through the same experience this year, mainly because it takes thirty years for Saturn to travel around the Zodiac.
Well not the exact same thing. Not everybody in your high school class has genocide on their minds.
Saturn in the Sign of Scorpio, however, is often a whole lot of stored up death anxiety, and it seems to be making you one very serious little Capricorn.
So I hope you will take this message in the spirit in which it is intended and listen to this advice. You have between now and July to use wisdom, good judgment, forethought and genuine interest in what is best for all the people, and stop this “come-in-your-pants” method of diplomacy.
The return of Saturn to its original place in your horoscope is a major determinant in the course of your life for at least the next thirty years. It shows you just where you have been most atrophied in your growth and where you must absolutely seek authenticity instead of mere prosthetic respectability. You have to learn humility and acknowledge your ignorance, isolation, lack of experience and especially your avoidance of the pain and joy of being vulnerable and human.
In the solar eleventh house of friends, it reveals a weakness In sharing control in a free society.
I say that because if you do NOT pop a Xanax, chill out and read some Dalai Lama, by the time Saturn and Pluto go direct this year 2013 between July and September, you will be on Unemployment, or worse.
Saturn, Neptune, Pluto, Wall Street and The Vatican
The Church is not exactly doing a Walmart level business these days. Numbers are falling off. Some say it’s because much of traditional doctrine has become oppressive and irrelevant to so many people. Naughtiness, or rather human frailty, or rather the normal result of keeping individuals cooped up by anachronistic taboos, has been at the root of dwindling Vatican resources. Despite the wailing of Church officials, they’re all still a heck of a lot richer than most of the world’s Catholics, but when it comes to feeling secure, who is ever rich enough?.
It is a stretch to think that men of God, could ever be snatched away
Times are tough, though, and as high-minded as we’d all like to be, maybe sometimes you gotta play ball and seriously consider offers that come from a secular area.
Hmm. Possible spiritual crisis here.
Could be just a mere coincidence that Mario Monti has come on the scene, International liaison for Goldman Sachs, just months before the Pope quits. Yeah, Papa was eighty-something and maybe he did just wake up one day and say, “Boys, I’m so over it. Ciao.”
Maybe, too, it’s not all about the sex scandals the way everybody thinks. Of course the Pope never stashed a boyfriend up in the tower.
With Saturn in Scorpio, Pluto in Capricorn and Neptune in Pisces now, everyone in the whole world has a fascinating, powerful and somewhat sinister game they are playing called Piety-Cynicism-Practicality-Greed.
Everywhere--even in Rome.
Confidential to Their Excelenncies
Hodie in veritati vobis dicere volo
Now that you've all gotten to chill and know each other and have finished up with your Chiristian Mingle thing and are ready to get down to business,
And all I want to know is this:
Does Goldman sachs have anything to do with
OK I'll shut up.
You may or may not know
that the star REGULUS has entered the sign of Virgo.
What that means for the Church in my humble estimation
First of all we will now gradually elevate Mary
With Neptune in Pisces now,
Mary is the perfect symbol to
Once that's settled, we can move on to having women
Next we are going to change the iconography a little.
I know it's a stretch,
Regulus is in Virgo now,
And believe me, I mean no disrespect.
4 february 2013
2013 the year of the black water snake
The year of the BLACK WATER SNAKE means there is fire in the water. Geologically, just watch what happens.
Both in global politics and your personal life, you are likely to see the growing force of anarchy. Everything could be hunkey-dunkey, just as long as you are hip enough to make an effort to understand what true anarchy suggests. Then you will see why the Black Water Snake is an apt image.
By and large, snakes mind their own business and don’t usually go looking for trouble. They’re pretty in their own zone, unless and until their personal space is invaded or they or their own are threatened.
While snakes do much to protect the environment and help keep the balance of nature, they still give so many people the total creeps with their slithery, slimy. yukky, scaly and totally alien-like bodies and their weird eyes and wicked tongue. Once a long time ago, though, I saw Steve Irwin lie down in front of what he said was the most dangerous serpent in the entire world. It came out of its lair and approached him, virtually nose to nose. When he whispered something like “Hello Beautiful, my you’re a pretty one, aren’t you?” it crawled back into its hole. And I thought, probably to call up its girlfriend and say, “You will never in a million years guess who almost kissed me!”
And so it is in 2013.
Live and let live.
Until a perceived danger of attack. And then watch out.
People everywhere are striving to survive on their own path. Yes, they can be predatory at times, but apart from just going out to “kill what they can eat”, they prefer to conduct a live-and-let-live existence.
They (you, me, everyone), are searching for a utopian existence, especially with Uranus squaring Pluto now. It’s a life free and apart from any external or intervention. When perceived as a threat to their way of life, even cloaked as protection, people will strike out, liberal and conservative alike. This is obviously playing out in the world as protests and insurrections in every corner of the Earth.
In your personal life, your private personal space is treasured above all things. Any invasion or unwanted or uninvited intervention of any kind can be met with a violent reaction.
The message is this! The year of the Black Water Snake begins with the entrance of Mars into Pisces on Neptune and Chiron.
There is fire in the water.
Unimaginable beauty lies there, juxtaposed to potentially lethal poison. Ge0logically, the will play out literally.
In your life....what is pure in the water is tainted with contaminants. The trick is to change the water from poison to a healthy potable substance. If you know Frank Herbert’s great work, ”Dune”, then you get the meaning of this immediately. If not, we can spell it out differently.
Within you lies the possibility of great creation. Everyone has the capacity to tap into higher intuition and genius. Inspired art is the product of surrender to Infinite Possibility. This requires being open to hearing the message of a Wordless Voice. Every person in the world has the capacity to tune into this noteless “music” and manifest the result of such a Universal and Endless Talent one way or another in your life.
It makes us want to destroy ourselves, take drugs, or if we’re angry enough, swim up into somebody’s toilet and give them a good bite in the ass.
The presence of Neptune in the Sign of Pisces is the power to rise above rage. It is the antidote for the poison. It is the call to a higher purpose, the opening of the door to higher perception.
This is anarchy in its truest form–as peaceful as a snake minding its own business, happily doing its swimmy thing. As long as nobody tries to hassle it.
for a tidbit of how to swim through the black water snake year check the weekly
21 januaury 2013
Inaugural Address Mikey has written for President Obama:
I’m really excited to be up here today and to be privileged to serve my fellow Americans the best I can for the next four years.
10 december 2012
With Uranus going forward, could be big aggravation at home for this guy . He's not alone, however. Many capricorns, capricorn risings are experiencing disruptions and domestic insurgency right there where they live. On a personal level, it can be anything from electrical shortouts to installation of fancy computers and and equipment, or static from revolutionary family members.
On a global scale, however, it is often internal rebellion, and financial
The Uranus Pluto Square with Mars and the Moon
HOSTILITY IS RISING.
as the Moon moves into Aries
Thursday evening USA, Friday morning in Australia
The underlying question:
Who exactly is in control here?
It's easy to focus your attention on the Middle East, mainly because
It is merely a symbol, however, of your own struggles
YOU JUST COULDNT SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND, COULD YOU,
All you had to do was take a Xanax before going on and you could have passed yourself off as a credible statesman. Nobody is all right or all wrong in these things, mainly because aggression is in the eye of the beholder, but Jeez Louise, just because you're a short guy, and this is your last term, couldn't you have
This whole nuclear thing is such a sore spot. And maybe if you didn't go around acting like Jason from Halloween, threatening everybody, you could have your Plutonoium-enriched theme park.
But No! You've got to go on and on about world domination, colonialism and military action agaiinst this one or that one, and, hey, a lot of people right there in your own home town disagree with your antics, so that's got to cause yo uexcess stomach acid, too. And with this Full Moon on Uranus in your fourth house, you've got more aggravation to deal with at home than you did at the U.N.
P.S. Next time you’re in New York, don't come on Yom Kippur. Katz's Deli was closed.
4 june 2012
NOVEMBER 6,RETROGRADE MERCURY and MARTIAL LAW?
There's one thing we can predict with certainty: No final predictions
But the biggest one yet is to come on Election Day 2012.
The reason: During retrograde Mercury all information is either not forthcoming or as yet unavailable. It is therefore wisee to take provisional assignments
Here comes the whopper:
No matter who turns out to win the election,
But are they nuts?
So November 6th will be a hairy day.
What does GS4standfor?
SETTLERS ARRIVE IN THE NEW WORLD
"Oh Crap! There Goes The Neighborhood.".
As Published in Vanity Fair December 2006
HOROSCOPE USA: THE FUTURE OF AMERICA
Neptune, Euro and Mass Hypnosis
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Pluto and "The Global Collapse": A Sinister Plot?
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The Astrology of Why
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Cash 4 Gold:
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The Half-Life of Plutonium
|Hippies from the original Uranus Pluto conjunction of the sixties|