The Horoscope Of The World
An astrological view of politics, the economy and your place in it all
26 April
26 april
MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE IN ISRASEL AND PALESTINEW
ON THE LUNAR ECLIPSE
WITH VENUS AND MARS IN TAURUS OPPOSING
MOON AND SATURN IN SCORPIO
SEXTILE AND TRINE TO PLUTO
Over the next several months we will be dealing globally with the issues of territory, specifically the of case the long-standing disputes between Israel and Palestine.
The North Node of the Moon with Saturn in Scorpio indicates that there is likely to be strong world support in favor of some Palestinian territorial claims. It is possible that as a result of international political pressure, Israel may make some surprising concessions few people ever thought possible
18 APRIL 13
Nuclear war with North Korea? Not right now anyway.
We'll deal with that again in September,
but for now that poor little shnook has either finally listened to me
or maybe he just switched to decaf.
Here's what we have to stop thinking: that bad people are out to hurt good people.
That is way too simplistic. We haveto look at these times as troubled and tragic
and unreasonably difficult but cosmic as well.
One person's hero is another persons's terrorist.
And just as often vice versa.
In a time of world revolution those are the facts.
WORLD REVOLUTION.
We're in one.
The more disruption the greater the attempt to maintain order.
Those who seek to maintain order look upon those who seek to destroy it as evil.
Those who are impatient for change consider the imposition of order
a corrupt and dangerous intrusion into individual rights,
and so they seek to disrupt the System.
(If you've ever lived with a teenager you know all too well how this operates at home.)
The peoples of the Earth are currently involved in a worldwide social and cultural revolution.
It's not a comfy, cozy time of
let's-all-sit-around-the-campfire-drinking-grogs-and-sing-each-other's-national-anthem.
As national and ethnic boundaries further continue to erode
and eventually disappear-- to be replaced by virtual countries and corporations,
there will necessarily have to be a new common ground
for people and robots to live togehter on the planet,
but do not eexpect that to happen in the next few weeks.
Uh-uh.
Conservative and orthodox factions are gearing up to fend off
what they perceive as savages on a bloody rampage. Some control freaks, others gentle,
concerned citizens who can cope only with gradual change.
Rebellious forces are gathering--
some crazy nut jobs displacing childhood abuse on all authority figures,
others honest concerned, aware citizens who believe
they recognize the seeds of tyranny sprouting up all over the world.
This is not an organized revolution.
It will be the archetypal INDIVIDUAL
against the archetypal STATE.
ARIES VS. CAPRICORN
ARIES represents the indomitable, heroic individual, driven by the primitive instinct to fight for personal liberty.
CAPRICORN symbolizes the hard-working builder of civilizations motivated by control and legislation.
These two social philosophies have now become completely jumbled and mixed,
and in many cases, corrupt and misguided, if not perverted.
The polarization of what seems like these two opposites
is a false representation of what is actually happening within the human psyche.
Take your own case, for example.
Part of you has a lot to lose right now, and you're probably feel desperate on some level
to hang on to whatever you have, what you have built and what you are building.
You dont want anyone or anything to bust in and blow over your house of cards,
no matter how fragile it is--job, finances or relationships.
That is the Pluto in Capricorn part of you, madly trying to maintain order.
Another side of you, the Uranus in Aries half, is fed up to your eyeballs with the struggle ,
the rat race, and all the repressive, greedy bastards who feed off you,
and you would love to see the whole blasted thing go up in flames.
That's just you.
Now multiply those feelings by seven billion
and you will see what a presure cooker
the entire planet Earth is
stewing in.
Al I can say is
THANK HEAVEN FOR NEPTUNE IN PISCES
that is happening at the esame time, for the occasional martini
or your escape mechanism of choice
that allows us to lay back chill out and remember
we need to still, fall in madly, ridiculously in love and have babies,
and that
we are all, every single one of the seven billion of us,
all going through the same goddamned thing.
Here's to that.
10 APRIL 2013
Confidential to Kim Jong Un on Saturn and Pluto
Dear Kim,
Hey, Man, I hope you can take time out of your bomb threats to read this, because, Honey, do you ever need to listen to me. Now.
First of all do you have the slightest idea where you are headed? Of course you don’t. You’re a Capricorn (same day as Elvis minus the Vegas outfit), and with your ruling planet Saturn retrograde in the eleventh house, Capricorns do not know where they are going. They usually hate that, but at this moment they are deviating like crazy.
The do know that they will not tolerate being bossed around by anybody, and they definitely intend to do their thing no matter what anybody thinks, even if it seems ridiculous, crazy, or threatens to screw up their finances.
That would all be fine if you didn’t have people depending on you, but again, you’re a Capricorn. Even if Saturn in the eleventh house does make you feel like telling everybody to go stick it, you still have to think of your future, which by the way is hanging by a thread.
Second week of April 2013? Here is the message:
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS INSTANT. Pluto is going retrograde in Capricorn.
Now again, I know you think you are pissed at the entire world, sick to death of being directed by everybody and their Uncle, including “advisors” who think they know better than you what is best for you.
But hold on a sec. Pluto in your birth chart was at the end of your solar tenth house. I don’t know if you have ever even been to a shrink or had any sort of decent therapy, but it’s not South Korea or even America that’s got your undies in such a bunch.
It’s your own father, may he rest in peace.
Not to mention the whole freaking conditioning of the Regime that has had you marching to Its orders since you were old enough to reach the toilet by yourself.
It is called displacement, and you are trying to show your Dad, his ghost , and everybody else what a big boy you are, which some rude people would claim is merely some mad overcompensation for stature or penis size.
That’s just silly. And stupid, of course, because you have a few damned good reasons to be fed up to the eyeballs with any person (or government, that dares to try to run your life.
Who can blame you? Pluto currently in your sign for the next ten years is the astrological indication for you to take power and control over your own life.
But... when Pluto is retrograde (second week April 2013), it is telling you to stop in your tracks and change your behavior pattern. Right now. Look at how your anger is maybe being aimed at the wrong people and how your actions could actually be unconscious reactions that will hurt your cause, not help it.
Power comes to those who do not even want it. Real power is an earned respect, coming from the desire to serve, not show off. No offense.
So the current retrograde of Pluto is a critical moment to know when NOT to push it, and to exercise prudence, not muscle.
I know I know. I know just what you will probably say. “It’s now or never”. I agree with you, but the now or never you think you are talking about is not the now or never it actually is.
GO back to the Saturn issue. Check THIS out for a kick in the tush. You were born with Saturn in the exact same spot it is reaching right now.
Actually everybody in your high school class, everybody turning thirty is going through the same experience this year, mainly because it takes thirty years for Saturn to travel around the Zodiac.
Well not the exact same thing. Not everybody in your high school class has genocide on their minds.
Saturn in the Sign of Scorpio, however, is often a whole lot of stored up death anxiety, and it seems to be making you one very serious little Capricorn.
So I hope you will take this message in the spirit in which it is intended and listen to this advice. You have between now and July to use wisdom, good judgment, forethought and genuine interest in what is best for all the people, and stop this “come-in-your-pants” method of diplomacy.
The return of Saturn to its original place in your horoscope is a major determinant in the course of your life for at least the next thirty years. It shows you just where you have been most atrophied in your growth and where you must absolutely seek authenticity instead of mere prosthetic respectability. You have to learn humility and acknowledge your ignorance, isolation, lack of experience and especially your avoidance of the pain and joy of being vulnerable and human.
In the solar eleventh house of friends, it reveals a weakness In sharing control in a free society.
If you can face this immediately, I can honestly see you addressing the United Nations thirty years from now, (really defying your father) and receiving a standing ovation from the General Assembly, which by then will probably have representatives from Mars.
I say that because if you do NOT pop a Xanax, chill out and read some Dalai Lama, by the time Saturn and Pluto go direct this year 2013 between July and September, you will be on Unemployment, or worse.
I am not kidding.
Best,
p.s.
Elvis forever!
MARCH 2013
Saturn, Neptune, Pluto, Wall Street and The Vatican
It could all be a mere coincidence–a random intersection of events that kooks and skitzos have a ball all tying together. There are serious investigative thinkers, however, who sincerely believe this whole Pope business is part of a massive plan for the Church to participate in a global fiscal dance that is part of the so-called New World Order.
Nutty, huh?
The Church is not exactly doing a Walmart level business these days. Numbers are falling off. Some say it’s because much of traditional doctrine has become oppressive and irrelevant to so many people. Naughtiness, or rather human frailty, or rather the normal result of keeping individuals cooped up by anachronistic taboos, has been at the root of dwindling Vatican resources. Despite the wailing of Church officials, they’re all still a heck of a lot richer than most of the world’s Catholics, but when it comes to feeling secure, who is ever rich enough?.
It is a stretch to think that men of God, could ever be snatched away
by the lowly goal ro increase revenue and continue controlling innocent, naive, faithful believers, but we have to ask, are you boys still devoted to throwing the Money Changers out of the Temple or are you thinking about selling the whole damned temple for its real estate value?
Times are tough, though, and as high-minded as we’d all like to be, maybe sometimes you gotta play ball and seriously consider offers that come from a secular area.
Hmm. Possible spiritual crisis here.
Could be just a mere coincidence that Mario Monti has come on the scene, International liaison for Goldman Sachs, just months before the Pope quits. Yeah, Papa was eighty-something and maybe he did just wake up one day and say, “Boys, I’m so over it. Ciao.”
Maybe, too, it’s not all about the sex scandals the way everybody thinks. Of course the Pope never stashed a boyfriend up in the tower.
Just gotta wonder, though, if it is really crazy to think there is a more practical and fiscal connection.
With Saturn in Scorpio, Pluto in Capricorn and Neptune in Pisces now, everyone in the whole world has a fascinating, powerful and somewhat sinister game they are playing called Piety-Cynicism-Practicality-Greed.
Everywhere--even in Rome.
Confidential to Their Excelenncies
The College of Cardinals: Salve, Fratres sancti
Hodie in veritati vobis dicere volo
Which roughly from Latin could posisbly mean,
" Hi, Guys, I Ain't Kiddin, Fellas!"
Now that you've all gotten to chill and know each other and have finished up with your Chiristian Mingle thing and are ready to get down to business,
I am not going to harangue you about making Mary head of the Church
or bug you about the sex thing.You know you have to handle that, and besides,
who the hell am I to preach to Your Excellencies?
But that is definitely another story.
All I want to do is ask you once serious question.
And if you want to say it's none of my damned business, I'll shut up and drop the issue. But franchement Je creve de curiosite, which means
I'm croaking with curiosity.
And all I want to know is this:
Does Goldman sachs have anything to do with
your choice for the New Pope?
OK I'll shut up.
reminder:
You may or may not know
that the star REGULUS has entered the sign of Virgo.
What that means for the Church in my humble estimation
is the following:
First of all we will now gradually elevate Mary
to the position she should have had all along.
She is Earth Mother Mary.
While we are no longer interested in
her private life as a teenager,
from now on we should salute her
as the symbol of Mother Earth
the Mother of all we came from.
After all in Latin (you must remember some of your Latin)
Maria is the plural of the word ocean.
With Neptune in Pisces now,
it seems to me that it is also fitting
that we honor the ocean as our Great Mother
which would still give Mary divine status
by honoring her divine fertility.
Mary is the perfect symbol to
step forward now and assume
the powerful role she has
(as a symbol only if you can't acceptt it any other way)
as the Spiritual Force
that engendered, imcarnated and evolved us all---
no matter how you want to define
that force or our origins.
So then,
we agree that Mary will now
if not rule the Church, she will
exemplify our respect
for the female force of fertility
symbolized by the ocean
from which we all come.
Once that's settled, we can move on to having women
ordained in the Church
and allow priests to get a life and get married if they so choose.
Next we are going to change the iconography a little.
With all due respect, Guys,
We ARE after all leaving the Piscean Age,
and it would be nice to 86 the agony and guilt.
So how about we play down the torture of sacrifice
and elevate Christ from
Christ the suffering sacrificial lamb
to Christ Pantokrator
the Risen Teacher
I know it's a stretch,
and you'll have to get rid of some of the rules,
and do some fast scribbling in the margins of the Bible,
but you'll be surprised how much of an upper it will be,
but with all this talk of aliens and twin Earths,
it might be a good idea to start scribbling.
Regulus is in Virgo now,
the sign of the common woman.
But that's just my take on it all.
And believe me, I mean no disrespect.
I'm serious.
4 february 2013
ANARCHY
a state of lawlessness or political disorder due to the absence of governmental authority. A state of disorder due to absence or nonrecognition of authority.
OR
utopian society of individuals who enjoy complete freedom ...absence of government absolute freedom of the individual, regarded as a political ideal
2013 the year of the black water snake
The year of the BLACK WATER SNAKE means there is fire in the water. Geologically, just watch what happens.
Both in global politics and your personal life, you are likely to see the growing force of anarchy. Everything could be hunkey-dunkey, just as long as you are hip enough to make an effort to understand what true anarchy suggests. Then you will see why the Black Water Snake is an apt image.
By and large, snakes mind their own business and don’t usually go looking for trouble. They’re pretty in their own zone, unless and until their personal space is invaded or they or their own are threatened.
While snakes do much to protect the environment and help keep the balance of nature, they still give so many people the total creeps with their slithery, slimy. yukky, scaly and totally alien-like bodies and their weird eyes and wicked tongue. Once a long time ago, though, I saw Steve Irwin lie down in front of what he said was the most dangerous serpent in the entire world. It came out of its lair and approached him, virtually nose to nose. When he whispered something like “Hello Beautiful, my you’re a pretty one, aren’t you?” it crawled back into its hole. And I thought, probably to call up its girlfriend and say, “You will never in a million years guess who almost kissed me!”
And so it is in 2013.
Live and let live.
Until a perceived danger of attack. And then watch out.
People everywhere are striving to survive on their own path. Yes, they can be predatory at times, but apart from just going out to “kill what they can eat”, they prefer to conduct a live-and-let-live existence.
They (you, me, everyone), are searching for a utopian existence, especially with Uranus squaring Pluto now. It’s a life free and apart from any external or intervention. When perceived as a threat to their way of life, even cloaked as protection, people will strike out, liberal and conservative alike. This is obviously playing out in the world as protests and insurrections in every corner of the Earth.
In your personal life, your private personal space is treasured above all things. Any invasion or unwanted or uninvited intervention of any kind can be met with a violent reaction.
The message is this! The year of the Black Water Snake begins with the entrance of Mars into Pisces on Neptune and Chiron.
There is fire in the water.
Unimaginable beauty lies there, juxtaposed to potentially lethal poison. Ge0logically, the will play out literally.
In your life....what is pure in the water is tainted with contaminants. The trick is to change the water from poison to a healthy potable substance. If you know Frank Herbert’s great work, ”Dune”, then you get the meaning of this immediately. If not, we can spell it out differently.
Within you lies the possibility of great creation. Everyone has the capacity to tap into higher intuition and genius. Inspired art is the product of surrender to Infinite Possibility. This requires being open to hearing the message of a Wordless Voice. Every person in the world has the capacity to tune into this noteless “music” and manifest the result of such a Universal and Endless Talent one way or another in your life.
Such talent is often tainted by doubt, fear, guilt and great personal shame, all of which inhibit and even destroy authentic expression of your contribution to your own life. We are not all Michelangelos or Steven Spielbergs. We all do possess, however, the ability to express higher feeling, when left to our own creative urges, and not crippled and contaminated by the past. Such inhibitions make us angry deep down, urge us to attack our own lives in retaliation for ways in which our personal space has been invaded and our natural selves stifled.
It makes us want to destroy ourselves, take drugs, or if we’re angry enough, swim up into somebody’s toilet and give them a good bite in the ass.
The presence of Neptune in the Sign of Pisces is the power to rise above rage. It is the antidote for the poison. It is the call to a higher purpose, the opening of the door to higher perception.
This is anarchy in its truest form–as peaceful as a snake minding its own business, happily doing its swimmy thing. As long as nobody tries to hassle it.
for a tidbit of how to swim through the black water snake year check the weekly
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21 januaury 2013
Inaugural Address Mikey has written for President Obama:
I’m really excited to be up here today and to be privileged to serve my fellow Americans the best I can for the next four years.
And boy, am I glad this ceremony is THIS week and not last week. I have been feeling absolutely lousy lately.
I’m Aquarius rising, so this twelfth house transit of Pluto business has nearly wrung me dry. Look at me, I’ve aged like twenty years. And when I look at other guys my age and see they are just starting to relax and enjoy life, I think,
what the hell did I get myself into?
Make no mistake about it. With Saturn culminating at the top of my chart, I am determined not to fuck this whole thing up. With all my heart I want to go down in history as one of the greats.
But Christ, if I had known or ever dreamed of the disgusting politics involved.
Don’t ask.
But I digress. You probably want to hear what I’m going to do about jobs and safer schools and the whaddaya call it, trade deficit, terrorism, food and gas prices, and stuff like that.
Thank God I have good people who know all about that stuff. I’m interested in it all, of course, and don’t get me wrong, I’m a true humanist and idealist when it comes to people. That’s my greatest quality and my downfall, because I’m not too realistic and I want to please everybody. That’s a whole other story about my mother.
It’s just that my attention span is atrocious. I can’t even sit still at my desk for very long without nearly going bonkers. So I can’t remember stuff unless it’s right in front of me.
And yet it’s ironic. I’m actually brilliant. Not brilliant like Michele. She’s REALLY brilliant. Boy, can she plan ahead, as you will someday see.
When I tell you I couldn’t do any of this without her, I am not kidding. Thank God she’s a Capricorn, because I’m so bad with money.
Well, I should say, I WAS bad with money, I’m much better now. Thanks to her and the good folks over at Goldman Sachs who have really given me quite an education.
Anyway, where was I? See what I mean? Sometimes I’m all over the place.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m a sweet person. I have Venus in Cancer and I like to cook and have a nice house. In fact I think that whole Feng Shui business probably has a lot to do with prosperity. Unfortunately for us all right now, it includes China in about seventy trillion other ways as well.
Just be assured that I am dedicated to trying my best to appease the masses, to not piss off too many of the folks whose names you will never know who put me in office, and to also do my sincere and level-best to make my wife proud of me.
(If I ever want to have sex again).
I always strive to be the best person I can sincerely be, despite a couple self-torturing, unconscious self-destructive compulsions.
I would love above all to bring Americans together, make us the great country we are destined to be, to restore our nation to prosperity and regain the respect and admiration of all the world, the way we used to have it.
I mean that.
I told you I was a sweet person.
Thank you.
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10 december 2012
Tehran Post
With Uranus going forward, could be big aggravation at home for this guy . He's not alone, however. Many capricorns, capricorn risings are experiencing disruptions and domestic insurgency right there where they live. On a personal level, it can be anything from electrical shortouts to installation of fancy computers and and equipment, or static from revolutionary family members.
On a global scale, however, it is often internal rebellion, and financial
stress because of internal cataclysm. Holding on to power in the
face of explosive inner changes is the issue for the man in the picture and
anyone with early degrees capricorn rising.
The Uranus Pluto Square with Mars and the Moon
HOSTILITY IS RISING.
as the Moon moves into Aries
Thursday evening USA, Friday morning in Australia
The underlying question:
Who exactly is in control here?
It's easy to focus your attention on the Middle East, mainly because
there lies the open sore of global consciousness.
It is merely a symbol, however, of your own struggles
and prejudices, and battles for power
no matter how you gloss over the real issues
YOU JUST COULDNT SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND, COULD YOU,
MR. A ?
Dear MA,
All you had to do was take a Xanax before going on and you could have passed yourself off as a credible statesman. Nobody is all right or all wrong in these things, mainly because aggression is in the eye of the beholder, but Jeez Louise, just because you're a short guy, and this is your last term, couldn't you have
shown a little bit of diplomacy?
This whole nuclear thing is such a sore spot. And maybe if you didn't go around acting like Jason from Halloween, threatening everybody, you could have your Plutonoium-enriched theme park.
But No! You've got to go on and on about world domination, colonialism and military action agaiinst this one or that one, and, hey, a lot of people right there in your own home town disagree with your antics, so that's got to cause yo uexcess stomach acid, too. And with this Full Moon on Uranus in your fourth house, you've got more aggravation to deal with at home than you did at the U.N.
Talk soon.
ML
P.S. Next time you’re in New York, don't come on Yom Kippur. Katz's Deli was closed.
4 june 2012
NOVEMBER 6,RETROGRADE MERCURY and MARTIAL LAW?
There's one thing we can predict with certainty: No final predictions
should be made. November 6, 2012 will turn out to be one of the craziest and most surprising moments the United States has seen in a long, long time. And we have had some wacky ones. Nixon's aberrant antics, Clinton's little boy- I-did-not-have-sex, Bush's "mission accomplished" boobery,
and even Obama's inspiring gibberish.
But the biggest one yet is to come on Election Day 2012.
By now most lay people have heard about the celestial phenomenon known as Mercury retrograde. Occurring three times a year, Mercury appears to be moving backwards through the heavens, due to its relative position to he Sun from the Earth's point of view. Like everything else in life, it's just another illusion, but it has some astrology aficionados trembling in their booties.
They refuse to sign documents, make major purchases,
and sometimes even closing their doors till it's over.
It's not difficult to understand why. There's a lot of truth in it.
Mercury retrograde is a perfect time to bring people from the past back into your life, even temporarily. It gives you a chance to renew old contacts and associations,
review all contracts and proposals, and dig around to get as much
information as you can before making any life-changing decisions.
The reason: During retrograde Mercury all information is either not forthcoming or as yet unavailable. It is therefore wisee to take provisional assignments
and watch to see how the drama unfolds before swearing oaths.
One thing is sure:
THE STORY IS NOT OVER
Here comes the whopper:
No matter who turns out to win the election,
a major change in leadership will come
sometime during the next Administration.
No dire predictions here, so you can draw any conclusions you want.
The fact that the Election takes place on the very first day of retrograde Mercury
indicates to me that the powers that be are already preparing
for absolute chaos.
Who knows? Could be a late season hurricane, but I think it's more.
There is so much at stake in this election year, and competition is so
knife-in-the back keen, it seems to me that the whole voter fraud business could create pandemonium. Frankly, I think it's is almost a kind of martial law scene we are going to see, which of course will have all the conspiracy nuts convinced that
their fears were all warranted.
But are they nuts?
With Pluto in Capricorn squaring Uranus in Aries now, the more sick and tired the poor and huddled, complaining masses get of the manipulation, control and greedy corrupt, corporate encroachment on personal rights, the tougher the crackdown on the part of the big, fat, rich minority.
So November 6th will be a hairy day.
On this election hangs the future of the American Economy.
And with retrograde Mercury,
a change will come sometime
during the Administration.
To know the outcome, which will come only months and months
afterwards, you should probably go quietly into a room and ask
yourself a serious question:
Will Goldman Sachs allow a UFO alien in the White House?
it gets harder and harder to listen to them, when we all know how it's going to go.
What does GS4standfor?
SETTLERS ARRIVE IN THE NEW WORLD
"Oh Crap! There Goes The Neighborhood.".
As Published in Vanity Fair December 2006
HOROSCOPE USA: THE FUTURE OF AMERICA
link directly to Huffington post or
read text here
REGULUS IN VIRGO: The Pope Faints!
link to Huffington Post or
read text here
Neptune, Euro and Mass Hypnosis
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Pluto and "The Global Collapse": A Sinister Plot?
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Has The Revolution Started Already?
It sure looks like it.
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Mikey Said it in D.C. in 2008
More...
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Israel and Palestine: Diplomatic
Missionary Position
So Darned Hard
More...
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Confidential to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
More...
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The Astrology of Why
America's Getting Squeezed
More...
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Cash 4 Gold:
isn't This Rich?
More...
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FUcKyoUallforbombinghiroSHIMA
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The Half-Life of Plutonium
is What?
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