Oh how easy it SEEMS

for some people

to be on board their luxury liner

to continue pouring the tea

without spilling a drop

during a typhoon

You've got to admire them

even though you'd like to wring their damned necks

They have some kind of inner gyroscope

or some kind of compass

that keeps them steady no matter what

and right now

those are the people

everybody is gravitating to

because everybody is looking for stability

and they'll move toward the person who

SEEMS

stable

(everybody's on the verge and craving something new)

Venus Mercury in Libra

gives a clue to who are the winners now

The one who seems chaotic and defensive

will lose

the one exuding the maternal/paternal confidence

will win

quote from daily fix two weeks ago:

"it's a sign of ravenous hunger

to be fed

and

"unfathomable rage when starved

or denied validation

it's the annoying meowing of

a pussy cat after it gets

a whole can of food

plus tablescraps

plus the licking of the ice cream dish

and then looks at you as if it were

a lion in the jungle

just come upon prey"

"

Moon passes from the end of Aquarius into Pisces

Which means wherever you have that point

between Aquarius and Pisces

is in such a mental state

don't even try to figure it out

or predict outcomes yet

if you do you're wasting you're time

even Arnold is nervous

what a day

first the Moon hits Uranus

if you haven't seen it click

Bette Midler Was Right

then you've got

a lunar occultation of

MARS

(if you haven't seen it click

OUTTA YOUR MIND)
in fact

it's going to be quite a week

Venus enters Scorpio

(bad news for SCott Peterson)

and the Full Moon is in Aries

which,

still puts MARS

out front in your head

Pisces is where it's at

and where it's going to be at

for a long long long long while.

 

and

as far as the Saturn Chiron opposition is concerned,

it's still in effect:

 

this is chaybdissthis is scylla

between Scylla and Charybdis

that's the deal

A few hairy moments now and then

depending your own horoscope

still, you wake up some mornings

with anxiety

how could you not

when you're between

a rock and the proverbial youknowwhat

as we all are

one way or another

can't go backward

 

animals are pissed

so is the animal in you

even if you end up behind bars

you can't take captivity and

just have to go on the attack

at least to assert yourself

and not let anybody hit you on the nose

 

you want to know

which libra has

REAL HEADACHES today?

click here

 

 

 

guess who's got a message for Rush

click here

 

It's still between a simple salad and

peanut butter and jelly on white

You have very adult needs now

needs to stand on your own two feet

make something of yourself

and be able to

be there for others

you know

make like a real parent is supposed to----

guide

set limits

know when to say NO

overcome emotional outbursts and acting out

and be an honest-to-goodness grownup

professional person.

Yeah

that would be fine

if you didn't also need comfort

and need it badly..You have

emotional

but what are also called

INFANTILE NEEDS

that have to be met

for crissake part of you still needs breast feeding

well that works if you ARE breastfeeding at the moment

but if you're not

if you have no pride in your work

and the mother-child thing isn't being satisfied,

well

you're probably a mess.

In fact

at the moment

there is a

parent child relationship

that is probably pervading many of your relationships

not just between biological parents and children

but everyone you have a significant relationship with

has a tinge of mommydaddybaby

and at the moment

that is the dominant theme

Those who have good domestic relationships

and healthy careers

are busy maintaining both

those who do not

are scrambling to make

them happen.

 

BALANCE SORELY NEEDED

between

worldly recognition

and

personal fulfillment

you've got to feel that you've accomplished something

that you're appreciated

validated

that you've made your mark somehow

and haven't been forgotten and passed over

then too

you must have a satisactory private life

you need the outer

and the inner

you need them both

and when the balance is tipped

either way........

yup

 

It's Saturn and Chiron's fault?

Yes, it is, Sugar.

It's all their fault.

You didn't have a thing to do with it.

ooo I'll bet you're aching.

Let me take a look at it.

Oh, it's not so bad.

Does it hurt, honey?

Of course it does.

Wow, you're so grown up

you're not even crying

you are such a brave soul.

What a trooper.

What courage.

Not even a tear.

Golly, you're strong.

Come here.

Let me kiss it and make it all better.

Come to Papa.

people are trying to keep it together

when their whole world is rocking

and why?

Did somebody stand up in the boat?

Yes

you did.

You stood up in your own boat

and now the little dingy is taking on water

and the wind is blowing up

and the boat is rocking

and the fins are circling

and you're thinking

maybe the Coast Guard will come by

and bail me out

If you like life at the edge

you're in your element now

If you prefer silence and the fireside

forget it

Uranus at 29 Aquarius Mars at O pisces

tends to destabilize every situation

and make everybody look around to see

where their life preserver is

what's going to be the buoy to hang on to

if the storm actually should blow in

no matter how cool and controlling you appear to others

even if you're a CEO of a company

or head of a family

you're shitting green

same as the rest of humanity

looking for answers?

That's the answer

and don't ask when is it all going to be over

Between the diving board and the water

the swimmer must stay focused

you're in the air now

on your way to the water

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly what DOES it mean to be nurtured properly?

 

 

creative people are working

lovers are hot

Naturally some anger will surface

escape is necessary

when anger gets so great you don't know what you might do next

don't want to wring anybody's neck unnecessarily

when

mars in pisces

is

yeah we all need a break

it's necessary to change the channel once in a while

and get away

BUT

there's anger at the self as well

because deep down

you've got nobody else to congratulate

for your successes

and nobody else to blame

for whatever spider's web you've

gone and gotten yourself tangled up in

if you're an artist

this is a beautiful moment

if you're just a regular person

trapped in his or or her own commitments

you'll definitely be fed up with the routine

 

just one teeny cuationary note:

Don't swim at dusk

 

 

 

 

So what do

you think,

that your saviour has arrived at last?

That's funny.

And that after all your patience and suffering

you've been delivered at last?

Someone has risen out of the depths

to help you escape the trap

and clean up the mess?

That's funny.

I shouldn't laugh.

But a lot of people think that way right now.

They really believe that this station of Mars

has brought Santa Claus right down the cosmic chimney.

It's true in a way,

that a planet at Zero degrees Pisces

does bring promise

but you gotta be careful

because whatever it is you're working through

you will have to work through

Although, to be fair,

you've been wanting a great change

needing a great change

and hoping for a window to open

so you could crawl through

and after weeks and weeks

and week

and weeks

of nothing seeming to move

all of a sudden

it seems as if it's coming together

and it is

the direct motion of Mars

means just that

forward motion,

and people do appear on the scene

to guide you

spiritually

but

don't get carried away

and think Christ is back.

Mars in Pisces

is also a sniper

and for the umpteenth time

if you don't have OUUTA YOUR MIND

for God's sake

get it now

because this is the moment

to understand that

lobsters are crawling out of the sea

and that you are being moved

EMOTIONALLY

from way way deep down

(click here)

more on Sunday with Next Week in Review

Autumn in New York

r

springtime in New Zealand

 

 

 

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT

THIS IS A MAJOR TRANSITION PERIOD

ENORMOUS

NOTHING IS SETTLED

EVERYTHING IS UP IN THE AIR

DON'T TRY TO GET IT WRITTEN IN STONE

WON'T WORK

DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN THE JELLO TOO SOON

DON'T PUSH FOR A RESOLUTION

WHEN IT IS IMPOSSIBLE

OR ANYONE TO FIGURE OUT

WHERE, WHEN, HOW, WHY AND WHO

I'D LOVE TO SAY IT WILL BE OVER WHEN MERCURY GOES DIRECT

BUT THAT'S NOT SO

AT THE VERY LEAST

UNTIL NOVEMBER SOMETIME

AND THEN

MAYBE THE BALL WILL START ROLLING

YOU NEED CHANGE

I NEED CHANGE

WE ALL NEED CHANGE

BUT

CHRIST

ISN'T IT SCARY

WHEN IT REALLY STARTS HAPPENING?

Venus enters Libra

(SEE RELATIONSHIP STAR)

(S

decent news for Libras

But the big news is that

Chiron meets Saturn

and while this is most

significant or cancers and capricorns

it's going to color all your relationships

business and personal

because there is a

touch of business in every

personal relationship

and

a dose of personal

in every business relationship

all this is happening while

Chiron is going direct

THIS IS BIG

Remember this?when you get bitten by this:

naturally you want to turn to

something like this:

 

 

well an old wound is itching again

yes

that

picking the scab thing

which if you don't already have the premium message

you ought to get it now (you can click here)

or

if you want a more graphic picture of

exactly what it means

when Chiron in Capricorn

meets Saturn in Cancer

you can click on the blue click here sign below

and see a great little movie

but you'll be off the site then

although it may behoove to return to

the site

once you've seen that little movie. so,

click here

we're all riding the wave this week

 

 

 

 

 

The transit of

Saturn through Cancer has merely begun

and already we can see

family dynamics shifting dramatically

oh, how easy it is

to blot out the past.

But suddenly,

when it bubbles up to the surface

in spite of all your efforts

to numb your brain

and erase memories

when you start needing

all the people you once vowed

you'd never speak to again

then fences have to be mended

although

in some cases

it's just too damned late

and then

you have to work it out

all by your little lonesome

(or with the help of a decent shrink).

But when you look back to those days

on Maple Syrup Street

with all its

peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,

you remember

your sisters and brothers,

your cousins

crazy Aunt Bertha and wacky Uncle Eddie

and of course,

Papa.

But most of all

when you think back to those days

when you were a child,

most of all

 

 

 

You Remember Mama

 

 

OUCH GODDAMMIT!

 

 

Deal with it

and it maybe it will eventually go away

aries authority figures and career

taurus your ethics

gemini--sex, death, joint financial ventures

cancer the person you can't shake or have

leo health and work

virgo love and romance

libra your childhood

scorpio siblings and neighbors

sadge money

capricorn your whole life

aquarius self-torture or spiritual faith

pisces--friends and all your goals in life

so if you've got your

picking the scab message

read it now

if not

click here

 

 

 

... Jupiter in virgo

means

a fine harvest

wherever you have Virgo in your chart

we'll be offering a deeper premium message

on the subject later,

but for the moment,

here's the scoop:

Aries: the benefits of putting the brain to work for health

Taurus: Fertility as expression of mind and body

Gemini: Living as a family

Cancer: Speaking again

Leo: The sense of gambling and winning

Virgo: New lease on life

Libra: Revelation

Scorpio: Wealth through helpful friends

Sagittarius: Big chance for comeback

Capricorn: Blessings from afar

Aquarius: Boldy going where you have never been before

Pisces: Deep connections enhanced

 

VIRGO, ARISE!

THE ENTRANCE OF JUPITER

WITH THE MOON

AND THE SUN

AUGURS WELL

SOBRIETY HELPS TO BALANCE OUT INTOXICATION

YOU HAVE WEAPONS

THE LIFE YOU ARE LEADING IS DIFFICULT

AND IT'S NATURAL TO WANT TO RUN AWAY

DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING

AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

WHEREVER that IS

THE VIRGO PISCES AXIS WILL BE OPERATING

FROM NOW ON SO HERE IS THE FIRST IMAGE:

IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

IT TAKES GUTS

DETERMINATION

A SENSE OF PURPOSE AND MISSION

AND THE HUMBLE DESIRE TO BE OF SERVICE

YOU WORK TIRELESSLY FOR A GOAL

WITHOUT EGO

FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS

AND HERE'S THE SECOND IMAGE:

Unconditional Love is stronger than grief

 

blame is pointless

oh for sure you'll hear somebody say

I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG

This is actually a pretty hot opposition

because without aggression

there can be no passion

WELCOME MARTIANS

nO THESE

"scientists" are going to discover

life on mars

within the next few months

so all you fundamentalists

better quick start scribbling

in the margins of your Bibles

and by the way

this week a new moon in virgo

opposing mars

the rational struggles against the irrational

peacemakers against earmongers

negotiators against fighters

in your own life

you try to make sense out of what is senseless

you seek to control the uncontrollable

you attempt to define the undefinable

create reasons for random events

contain the uncontainable

you continue to believe that

order

wins over

chaos

and you beat your head against the wall

until it dawns on you

that sanity and madness

 

are conjoined twins

the doctor is the patient

and the patient is the doctor

the cop is the criminal and the criminal is the cop

only when you understand

that

we are madly rowing

across an ocean

that has its own current, tide and rhyuthm

do we come to peace

with ourselves

and the people

we think we can control

 

 

VIRGO

Don't laugh.

Virgos are not all a bunch of

repressed dorks and obsessive geeks

who have to wash their hands thirty-three times a day.

For all their constant war against chaos,

deep down they're really slobs at heart

and some of them aren't even all that

keen on clean underwear.

While they can be horribly annoying

the way they shake that

finger at you that tells you you they told you so,

and the way

they HAVE to have the last word,

when you're sick in bed and need orange juice

who ya gonna call?

.So have compassion for them now.

They've got major heart trouble.

Besides,

we've all got Virgo someplace in our horoscopes

and it's the only recourse we have

to the downard spiral

of that retrograde in Pisces

So as irritating as it can be

to have to get up and work

when you deep down feel

there's not much reason to,

Virgo makes sure your

laundry gets done

and you show up

scrubbed and functioning

no matter what is going on

underneath.

Pure?

Can it be this Mars (OUTTA YOUR MIND CLICK HERE ) thing be creating such desperate yearning

for a transcendant experience?

Quiet desperation cannot possibly be seeping

through the collective human soul,

can it?

Quiet acceptance

a whimper while waiting for a verdict?

Libra

Are you healthy enough to work and working enough to stay healthy?

Aries

why have you been spanked and sent into the corner?

Leo

Where has your libido gone?

Pisces

How long can you hold it in?

Taurus

Mad at a "friend"?

Aquarius

Haven't you discovered your true source of wealth yet?

Capricorn

Why can't you sit still for longer than five minutes?

Gemini

Looking for that big break?

Scorpio

Has romance passed you by or is this the big one?

Sadge

What in the name of God is going on down there?

Cancer

Who is this GUY/GOD you are looking for out there?

Virgo

Is this a real partner or another drunken mirage?

IN OTHER NEWS:

For those of you who have been asking

for greater details about the material covered

in the premium messages:

1) OUTTA YOUR MIND--and thank God! (text)

The transit of Mars through Pisces retrograde over Uranus

The life you 're leading

just not enough sometimes?

Yeah, I know just how you feel

Forces within

are yearning to be liberated

not lower necessarily

but primitive

a yearning inside

nature is making a demand

and there is no way to refuse the call

"Shoot me up with anything,"

the guy screamed,

'Just take away the pain."

He was talking about

the pain of living

locked up in a life

in a body

that no longer fits his dreams.

Even a fleeting instant of escape

is worth any consequences may that follow

dangerous?

For Pisceans: fresh bursts of hostility and passion,

not necessarily in that order.

For everyone else,

the desperate need to step out of the mold,

go agaisnt your conditioning,

have a transcendant experience

and revolt against a regime you have set up yourself

(click here).

2) Monogamy

Divine Law or Big Joke (text)

Transits of the Nodes in Taurus and Scorpio

besides making the Laci Peterson case

everyone's obsession,

it's an eighteen month change in all relationships,

enhancement for some, crisis for others,

revealing exactly and in what areas you are

restless

enough to throw away ( or kille) a good thing because it's boring

for a new and more "exciting"

"chance at happiness and fulfillment"

ha-ha

(click here)

3) PICKING THE SCAB (text)

The transit of Chiron through Capricorn

hurts not only all government figures

and makes them look like jackasses

to the people they are leading,

but everyone in a leadership position

loses some power to "assassins".

For us regular folks,

it brings up old pains,

makes us reevaluate our successes and our failures

and always conjures up old issues we can't seem to resolve,

agonies from the past

that come back like malaria

until we learn to help other people

even if we can't help ourselves

(click here).

4) Good News for a Change (text)

Jupiter in Leo

This once in every twelve year transit

lasting for most of the summer

brings joy and opportunity (often babies)

and provides light to anyone

who has ever experienced the darkness.

It's the pont of love and creativity

that makes us know we're alive

and remember exactly why

we have been put on the Earth

(click here).

5) Bette Midler was Right (text)

The Wobble of Uranus and Why You're Nuts

The last time this happened was at the end of World War I

when there was a big flu epidemic and the Roaring Twenties were about to begin

but how does that affect you now?

People are definitely on the brink.

They sense an ending

and they want to live as fully as they can.

But it's impossible to plan ahead

because nothing is stable,

nothing is set,

nothing is certain. And uncertainty

is the only certainty.

How to live with THAT?

(click here)


6) MADE IN HEAVEN (in paper back)

Why The People You Are Attracted To Eventually Drive You Crazy

The maddening patterns we we keep repeating

in relationships

ad hauseam

and what we can do about it

click here

7) NO FREE LUNCH (CD)

The Jupiter Saturn Conjunction in Taurus

The once in twenty years meeting of two powerful planets

and how they can affect finances and relationships

and everything else for the next seventeen years.

(click here)

 

 

And I repeat:..

 

YANKEES?

Don't be silly, Honey.

They'll never get into Atlanta.

IfIf you've been living on the planet Uranus

for the last umpteen years and don't know your sign....

 

aries mar21-apr19
taurus apr20-may20
gemini may21-june21
cancer june22-july22
leo july23-aug22
virgo aug23-sept22
libra sept23-oct22
scorpio oct23-nov21
sagittarius nov22-dec21
capricorn dec22-jan19
aquarius jan20-feb18
pisces feb19-mar20

P.S. Dates change slightly from year to year, so don't have a heart attack if you think you've been living the wrong sign all your life. Check with a live astrologer. And if you need to know more than the blurb above has told you, check out