isn't this rich?
(as appeared on 07 april 2011)

Isn't it rich? This guy went panning for gold in about 1848.
(When Neptune was exactly in the same spot it is now.)
And all over the radio and TV you see this:

Ads begging you to turn in your gold, your rings, earrings, bracelets, anything you've yanked off dead relatives.
Stuff it in an envelope and send it away to be "honestly and professionally" appraised
and you'll get CASH BACK!
As of Tuesday 7 april 2011, the price of gold was listed at $1448.02 per ounce.
Neptune in Pisces is the irresistble pursuit of glamour.
DON'T BE A GODDAMNED IDIOT!
Have you ever heard of a word called INFLATION?